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Mustard Water

Mustard Water

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Mustard Water by Digital Areopagus Radio is a gritty, high-octane 32-track nu metal odyssey that functions as both a street-level confession and an aggressive theological manifesto. Blending the raw, suburban angst of the late 90s with fervent traditionalist Christian themes, the album explores the tension between the singer’s volatile "bad temper" and his desperate pursuit of divine absolution. The lyrics oscillate between the mundane and the apocalyptic—ranging from odes to pickleball and slap-fighting to fierce condemnations of modern secularism, abortion, and "new age" philosophy. Ultimately, the "Mustard Water" mentioned in the title track serves as a metaphor for the pungent, difficult-to-swallow truths, delivered through a blue-collar lens that views the world as a "Babylonian" swamp where only humility, hard work, and the Cross of Christ offer a way out.

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Track List & Descriptions

1. Alligator Town: Set in a treacherous swamp, this track warns of "lurking eyes" and monsters, symbolizing a world where danger is everywhere.

2. Always Trust in Him: A reminder that while parents and worldly systems fail, Jesus remains the only reliable foundation against the "bin" of sin.

3. Angry Dude: A raw look at the struggle with a short fuse, where the singer seeks confession for his constant urge to fight "punks."

4. Baby Alive: A heavy, aggressive protest track that calls for the "smashing" of what the artist deems "baby killing altars."

5. Ballad of the Fence Sitter: A spiritual ultimatum warning that God is "shaking the fence" and one must choose between the Cross and demonic nonsense.

6. Become Frees: Argues that true freedom is only found by "getting on your knees" and ignoring the superficial "fluff" of the modern age.

7. Boot to the Snake: A defiant anthem of spiritual authority, 
claiming that a man of faith has nothing to fear from "fake" devilish forces.

8. Boots and Tatters: Contrasts the aimlessness of an atheist's life ("nothing matters") with the "ladder" to God that gives life purpose.

9. Confessor Man: A long, exhaustive spoken-word litany of sins ranging from pride and gossip to violence and theft, ending in a plea for forgiveness.

10. Culture of Death: A critique of suicide and secular despair, urging the listener to "choose life" and unite their suffering to 
Christ.

11. Fan Man: A metaphorical and literal track about "cooling down" one's head in front of a fan to let Jesus provide peace and rest.

12. Feminist gods: A rejection of modern feminist ideology, which the artist views as a rebellion against God’s created order.

13. Get in the Van: A quirky, urgent invitation to go to church, emphasizing that since everyone must die, one should not delay 
seeking God.

14. Happy Birthday Jesus: A heavy-hitting celebration of the Nativity that warns against the "stakes" of blaspheming on a Holy Day.

15. Humble Yourself: A rhythmic repetition of the theme that submission to God is the only way to "blossom and bloom" in a rough world.

16. Laugh It Off: Describes the difficulty of becoming a saint while choosing to "laugh off" the devil’s attempts to bait the singer into street fights.

17. Leave Them Kids Alone: A fierce denunciation of those who lead children away from purity or toward secular "Babylonian" ideologies.

18. Mustard Water: The title track, describing the singer's abrasive speech as a pungent drink that calls listeners to "change their pace" and turn to God.

19. New Age Sage Turn The Last Page: An apocalyptic critique of atheist teachers and "preachers of slime" who mislead the youth into "the rot."

20. No Fight: A cautionary tale about the consequences of physical violence, where the singer ends up "on the run" and regrets his anger.

21. No Lip: A street-level track about trying to ignore "pips" who give the singer "lip," using prayer to avoid a temper-driven confrontation.

22. Not Today: A spiritual warfare track where the singer commands "cursed broods" (demons or bad influences) to get out of his way.

23. Pickleball Me Son: A high-energy, eccentric track celebrating pickleball as a positive, competitive outlet for an "overweight dad."

24. Renounce Fallen Angel Boy: A direct, forceful command for men, women, and children to vocally rebuke Satan and "smash" their personal idols.

25. Roaring Lions: A fast-paced song about the "mechanized" nature of modern life and the need to "make sense" of the world's noise.

26. Seeker of Flesh: A warning against promiscuity and "fast living," suggesting that seeking "strange flesh" leads to failing health and spiritual misery.

27. Sinner: A blunt acknowledgement that everyone—including the singer—is flawed and must "pay what they owe" through 
confession.

28. Slap Slap: A literal description of a slap-fighting contest, capturing the album's masculine grit and "feeling the burn."

29. Smash it On In: A tribute to the chaotic energy of live music, featuring the destruction of equipment and "going crazy" on stage.

30. Smash Your Idols: Encourages replacing greed and "false gods" with hard work, manual labor, and charity for the poor.

31. Unemployment Boys: Deals with the struggle of the "working man," the fear of being scammed, and the necessity of earning one's "bread."

32. Way Back: A closing track about a "date with destiny" and moving forward into a "newfound day" while leaving past spaces behind.

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